We have been getting all
super excited in the Mako office with the imminent release of the Avengers
movie this week! We are so into the super hero thing that we have been talking
about what our super hero character would be and what fantastic super powers we
would have…
See his superhuman strength
tearing two bricks apart! Cower in terror when he bends plastic with just a
thought! Cry with anguish as he reveals the missing Lego model piece! Watch in
amazement as his enemies are flattened when he unleashes the power of his
spitting pencil attack! Scream in pain at the mighty bricks under your bare
feet on the stairs at night! Gasp in frustration when he reveals the dreaded
secrets of the instruction book!
Shake in fright as she melts
all in her sight! Feel the force of her chocolectic attack flying from her
fingers! Hide in horror as she devours all in her path!
Run away in terror from when
she launches her Double Decker Curly Wurly Crunch punch! The dark is
strong in this one, we think she gets her powers from a Galaxy far away, but we
suspect Milka is her nourishment…
Collapse in fear when he
reveals his new inventions from the depths of his shark cave! Feel the power of
his self-generating eco death cycle speeding you to your doom! Tremble in
terror as he unleashes his patent pending penultimate paper pad of power!
Cover your ears as his mind
numbing powers of persuasion lull you into submission! Don’t agree to
anything…you might be his next victim!
Be afraid, be very afraid as
the wrath of The Invoicer falls down on you from a great height! Run like crazy
as she opens her Qbooks spells! Dive for cover when you hear the sound of her accelerated
depreciater gun firing up! Shudder at the sound of the Invoice repeater coming
from all directions! Just don’t make her angry….
They are fearsome by
themselves but when they come together they are unbeatable… as the Makos!
They fight in the
never-ending battle against bad design. They stand for truth justice and good
typography. Never again will Comic Sans threaten the world and they have
pledged themselves to the obliteration of Old English. Clip art will cease to
exist and pixelated pictures will be something your granny will tell you about.
The sayings “Can you just get it from Google?” & “My sons, mates, brothers
cousin can do web sites” will be ground into dust never to be heard again. The package they named publisher will be taken outside and given a severe talking to and them atomised into a zillion pieces of even smaller trash.
A message to all of the bad
design out there…
"We are watching and waiting…
We are the sentinels of the
night…
We know where you live….”
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